After breakfast yesterday, consisting of an everything bagel with chive cream cheese, a Los Angeles area man spent the entire day with poppy and sesame seeds lodged into his front canines, along with a chive stuck on his upper left incisor. After making an important outside sales presentation for work, the man apparently posed for a publicity photo for his office newsletter, and then proceeded to go out on a scheduled blind date, without ever realizing the presence of said dental detritus. Upon arriving home from his hectic day, the man (whose name authorities have not yet released) discovered the evidence, and promptly lapsed into a coma. He is now in serious yet stable condition at a Santa Monica hospital. Donations in honor of the man can be made to fight this grave yet often overlooked cause, in the form of a check or dental floss, to the non-profit organization Humiliating Moments International.
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