BREAKING NEWS: Despite the recently released scandal about John McCain having had an affair with one of his staff, and despite the hooplah over Michelle Obama implying that she has only recently become proud of America, there is an even bigger scuttlebutt afoot: Hillary Rodham Clinton was reportedly spotted last night... are you ready for this? Having fun!"Gone was her sinister laugh and John Edwards-aspiring haircut," said one onlooker. "She was sporting a Prada mullet and a skirt that showed off her cankles."
A campaign spokesman has vehemently denied the rumors. "Senator Clinton was absolutely not having fun," he said. "That is absolutely and completely untrue. She has never had fun, and she never will. In fact, she doesn't even know how."
Outraged by the gossip, Clinton herself spoke out this morning. "I am dismayed by these allegations. There is no room for such ugly aspersions in this race, or frankly, in the White House. When we have fun, the terrorists win."
Senator Barack Obama, who was at Build a Bear with his family, was unavailable for comment.
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